people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
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It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
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What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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