# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
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