I hope mine doesn't look like that
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
Randomize
