We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
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He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
I have feelings that need drinking.
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And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
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