Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
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