im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
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She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
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They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
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