i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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