you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
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Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
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Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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