i permit you to call me
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
I would ride that face into the sunset
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
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