id be glad to
I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
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