she smelled like a LAN party
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
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