My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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