Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
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