everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
I walked from the hotel to the club with a pint of tequila in my boot. Poured some in a homeless woman's mouth when she asked for change. I've hit rock bottom.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
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