careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
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It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
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Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
I have peed in a lot of sinks
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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