I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
Randomize
