Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
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She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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