GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
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I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
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We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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