That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
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