Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
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Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
Strip clubs it is bday boy. One condition. I am in full custody of your ID. I plan on being in no condition to coordinate rescue operations and we need to keep casualties to a minimum. You cannot be trusted.
Alright goddamnit. Can I bring my pirate hat?
I insist.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
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You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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