Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
I think people are normalizing furries
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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