I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
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Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
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I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
I said "one day" and that day is not today
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