i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
I deserve to be covered in dicks
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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