your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
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so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
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