Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
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He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
My dad found me naked curled up under a towel on the couch with a fucking tub of butter and a spoon. Ambien Mondays are dead
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Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
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