what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
I skipped work to stalk him.
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
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Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
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She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
Whatever, you're gonna have to break it to mom that the reason I was so drunk at Christmas dinner is because she wouldn't stop asking me why I don't have a boyfriend
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
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