Christians are straight up FREAKS
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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