Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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