No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
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