Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
17 year olds will be the death of me.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
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