I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
Randomize
