i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
Life lesson: Don't ever put your penis in a crazy girl. Especially if she's married. And has a kid.
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
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Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
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what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
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