Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
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Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
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You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
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