I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
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