You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
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