So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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