real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
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Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
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I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
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