Nicole vs. Life
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
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She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
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