yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
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