the "happy anniversary" cake for my mom and dad is about to turn into the "yeah, that's a hickey, welcome back from italy" cake.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize
