i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
I woke up this morning with 2 australian chicks passed out in my living room, a whole bunch of coke on my kitchen counter and I have no idea how the fuck either thing got there
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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