every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
pray to the hookup gods
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
its liver damage thursday
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