Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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