Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
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