I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
How do I put this... You're dating Ricky from Trailer Park Boys. Stop eye-fucking him and actually listen to what he says for once. He actually said "I self-learned that myself, basically" while rolling a joint. He's worse than your unskilled magician ex that accidentally cut off three of his own fingers
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
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