he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
i want to swaddle you in tequila
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
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