i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
Just saw 4 of my students at Denny's at 4am on a Tuesday. We all pretended not to see each other, as we are all clearly tipsy and/or stoned. Class is in less than 4 hours. Either i'm getting too old for this shit or they're starting on the road to crazy-town much earlier these days.
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