Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
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