let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
Current status: so high that I'm unable to have coherent conversation with my mom, but still knew that when my dad said "shpritzy white stuff" I understood that he was trying to think of "whipped cream."
That text took me 10 minutes.
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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