I accidently shit my pants. So I tried to throw my underwear in their lake, but they floated. So in the middle of the night, I got into the paddle boat and had to throw a rock on top of them so they would sink. Next time, I just won't shit myself.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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