Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
Randomize
