"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
he shaved USA in his pubs
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
Elaborate
Strip Mario-Kart
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
I wrote a pretty good eulogy, too. Motherfucker pastor had no sense of comedic timing.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
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