OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
So I just walked into the bathroom, and there was this kid, talking to his mom, while taking a shit. I flushed the toilet next to him and heard him say into the phone, "No, I'm not. I'm in my dorm."
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
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