Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
now i know why i became what i already was.
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
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you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
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And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
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