He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
There's an amish chick decked out in amish clothes on a cell phone staring at me.
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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